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September 6th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Thanks to Andrew Sullivan

Thanks Andrew for the mention on your cool blog… I’m honored. I offered to let him use the picture I took in his upcoming book, but I think it has already gone to print. I guess we just met too late.

Anyway, here is another trippy picture of Holland for Andrew; I know he had too many space cakes, and perhaps this is the passed-out-view he saw every morning when he awoke.

Wind Power

May 23rd, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Ayds

This is a real commercial that was made in 1982 right before the AIDS scare. This is perhaps the worst named product of all time.

May 11th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Tripod Love Song

This is a pretty funny song that this Australian group performed on comedy central. I am easily enterained by nonsense on occasion.

April 30th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Volcano Picture Makes Flickr Front Page

I woke up this morning to find a deluge of comments on one of my volcano pictures on Flickr and I had to figure out what was going on. It turns out that one of the volcano pictures made it to the Flickr home page as one of the most “interesting” pictures for the day. They use some formula called “interestingness” that is a combination of views, favorites, and comments. If you click on the first picture below, you can see some of the comments…

I took this one from about 10 km from the west side of the dam that forms lake Arenal at the base of the volcano. I had the tripod set up for several hours trying to wait for the clouds to arrange themselves in the right way. The good thing was that it was so windy the whole scene changed every five minutes.

The Arenal Volcanic Plume

Flickr Front Page

April 28th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
The Unicorn and the Volcano

After driving around and around and around the volcano on roads that barely qualify as roads and after hopping over barbed wire fence after barbed wire fence, I finally managed to find a nice shot of the volcano. It was not easy to get that horse to cooperate with me. I had to figure out how to say, “I am not a glue-man” in Spanish.

This is the most active volcano in Costa Rica and one of the most active in the world. Later days would take me up higher into the danger zone to get some rather suicidal shots. Those will be coming in a few days…

The Unicorn and the Volcano

April 21st, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Mannequins

It started raining pretty hard while we were walking around the streets of downtown San Jose, so we decided to duck into a strange clothes store. While milling around inside, I found these interesting mannequins.

This may be the last update for a while (admittedly, this is a weird one). We are driving up to an active volcano in the north of the country and I may not have internet for a while.

Costa Rica Fashion

April 21st, 2006| Stuck In Customs
The Milanese Allegorical Muse of Dance

Inside the foyer of the Teatro Nacional were various marble statues that were created in various countries around the world. The three statues – Dance, Music, and Fame – in the foyer are real, and the ones on the roof are reproductions. They used to have the originals on the roof, but the birds’ poop was overly acidic so they moved them to a safer place.

This one is the Muse of Dance and was sculpted in Milan.

Milanese Muse of Dance

April 21st, 2006| Stuck In Customs
A Night at the Opera House

A Night in the Opera House

March 18th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Laughing Babies

This is a really funny video. It’s sort of like the Tipping Point of laughing, but the kids seems to spread the laughing virally very quickly. It’s almost a little bit eerie, but still totally funny.

March 2nd, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Funny Choose Your Own Adventure book covers

Here are some doctored Choose Your Own Adventure books…  I read all of these when I was a kid.

Choose your own Adventure Choose your own Adventure Choose your own Adventure

March 1st, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Very strange but funny video

I don’t know why I find this funny… but this is a video of a Walkman on zipline with someone screaming on it.

March 1st, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Under Duress

My friend sent me this picture.  This features a marine shaking hands with The Hillary, while flashing the secret “under duress” hand signal with his other hand, since he was obviously forced into this untenable situation.

Marine giving the secret sign for

February 28th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Funny picture from the UT Game

This went around the net right after the championship game, but I did not see it until recently… This picture was taken when Vince scored the winning touchdown for Texas.

Brilliant USC Cheerleader

February 27th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Funny Jon Stewart Video Concerning Corruption and Taint

Here is a clever bit on the Daily Show.

January 25th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Painting the Living Room

For the past year or so, our living room has been as grey as a Stalineque apartment building, so we are finally adding some color to it. Here is a picture of the base coat before they have done the faux-finishing.

This morning the painters came into the house – there was a white guy that came in first followed by a black guy. They were both here yesterday… very friendly guys. Anyway, when they walked in carrying their paint cans, Ethan darted between them with some crazy Star Wars Jedi move, and I quickly scolded, “Watch out BOY!”. The black guy glared over at me for an instant before I pointed at my son – indicating that he was the “boy”. I think I smoothed over the situation, but I am gonna go hide my VCRs just in case.

Painting

January 22nd, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Arnold

Here is an old random picture I found of me hanging out with Arnold in front of a trailer, where I usually hang out with 70’s sitcom stars. Right after this picture was taken, Arnold offered me some crack and invited me back to his bicycle shop to look at magazines.

Trey & Arnold

January 22nd, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Smooth Girl

One of the best written magazines available today other than the “New Yorker” has got to be “Smooth Girl”. It has some real insights into multiculturism and smooth skin. It is truly a tour-de-force for the intellectual elite.

Smooth Girl Magazine

January 20th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Google Zen Video of the Day – Borat at Republican Meeting

Here is another funny video of the great Borat. Tell me if the page is still auto-refreshing halfway through the video.

January 20th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
South Korean Clone

Here is a picture of one of my cloned friends from South Korea. She is really good at Starcraft and can eat twice as much kimchi as other “lesser” girls.

My South Korean professor friend Fed-exed her eggs to me and I grew her in a pot of soil on the window sill.

South Korean Clone

January 18th, 2006| Stuck In Customs
Michael Jackson’s Malibu Racing License

I was in Monty’s office yesterday and he showed me the latest thing he bought for Golden Palace – Michael Jackson’s Malibu Racing License. He paid $1500 for it. Here I am holding it, and you can tell this is pre-1995 from the juxtaposition of my caucasian skin next to Michael’s OJ-Time-Magazine mug shot.

Michael Jackson's Malibu Racing License

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