The Next Bachelor? I think not…

I just got this email… very strange how they chose me. Do they not realize I am a happily married family man? The best thing about ABC is John Stossel, and I am holding out for an email to be on his show instead.

Dear Trey,
ABC Television’s hit reality television show, The Bachelor, is searching for its next star. After viewing your profile on LinkedIn, the casting producer has selected you as a potential candidate.

ABC is using LinkedIn to find its next Bachelor because this time around, they’re looking for an accomplished professional. LinkedIn is about your professional life instead of your personal life, so we don’t know if your marital or relationship status qualifies you for the show. However, your professional profile fits the bill.

If you think you’d make a great “Bachelor,” please let me know by reply and I will contact you regarding next steps. LinkedIn respects your privacy and will not release your contact information, so you must reply to the email above for us to pass you along as a candidate.

If you know anyone else that would make a great “Bachelor”, feel free to let us know about them – ABC will pay a $5,000 reward for any referral that leads to the next star.

Wishing you continued professional success,

David Sanford
Assistant to the CEO

Trey, Ethan, and Maty at Thanksgiving

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  • Bianca

    LOL…this season has an Italian prince as the Bachelor,so this is definitely a compliment. Don’t think Tina would be too happy about watching you charm 15 desperate women though.

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