In another ill-advised moment at the Batu caves here in Malaysia, I decided to approach a friendly looking Macaque monkey with some rambutan fruit I had in my pocket. He took the fruit, ate it, and we hung out for a while. He smiled, or so I thought. I smiled back, or so he didn’t think. His smile enlarged until the split second that I noticed that it was not really a smile at all, but instead two 4 inch bicuspids that were curving towards my aorta. I made a hasty retreat (not shown).

My sister should be happy since she says I never post enough pictures of myself. I’m the one on the right, Bianca.