Fox 7 Austin Numbnuts

I was trying to watch the NFL playoff game last night on Fox, and they decided to split screen the UT Longhorn celebration. It was so insane, that it spawned the following complaint email to the station:

Who’s stupid idea was it to split screen the UT celebration? That is the most inane decision I have ever seen. Consider these indisputable facts:

1) You could not hear anything about the UT celebration
2) Both were so small you could barely see either
3) The UT stuff that was shown was completely boring – just a bunch of extroverted girls standing in a pile of nonsensical patterns
4) After you made a bad decision, you repeated it again 10 minutes later (as I am now seeing)
5) The second time you showed it, you showed a chubbyish Barry Switzer giving some speech that no one could hear
6) The pans to the football players majoring in American Studies and Hungarian Cabinet Making was really great television
7) I’m going to watch 24 anyway, but I hope the first episode is Jack Bauer coming into Fox 7 to blow up the control panel that controls split screen activity.

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  • Vince (Omni)

    HAHHAHA…. I always loved your wit… That is great. And 24…. I am getting real bored of it!

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