I pulled into my favorite Starbucks today at 24th and Guadeloupe and a particularly gruff-looking tow truck guy said I would be towed today if I stayed more than an hour. I told him that I normally came for 3-4 hours and just sat inside with my laptop drinking coffee. He didn’t care and referred me to Harris Management.

So, like Hans Blix, I wrote them an angrily worded letter, telling them how I would take my business elsewhere. I gave them rational arguments and then ended my letter with:

I know Harris Management will still be profitable and so will Starbucks, but screw you guys for inconveniencing my life.