Bad Rug

I am pretty sure this is just an American thing, but there are a lot of 50-year-old men here that wear toupees – and they are super-obvious. This guy came into Starbucks today and his toupee made him look a bit like a Spanish Monk. I managed to snap a picture of him in the parking lot, as he left at the same time as me. He’s the guy on the right in the sleeveless shirt.

(Picture blew away in a light wind.)

The weird thing is that he was in this really intense-looking lycra workout gear. It was all shiny and slick, and he even looked like he had oiled up for some reason. He was with this other 50 year old guy (also in the picture, on the left) that was wearing the EXACT SAME THING. It was totally weird… If I ever go work out with a guy, I won’t even wear the same color t-shirt.

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  • I miss that Starbucks!

  • Yes I bet you do… You should come back to Austin sometime… it’s only a few hours away, you know.

  • Lauren

    I would appriciate it if you didn’t put pictures of my boyfriend up on your website so that you could just make fun of him. Secondly, not only has that offended me, but that is my lycra bodysuit he is wearing, and I don’t care for your snide remarks.

  • I assure you – his lycra bodysuit offended everyone there. It even offended to effeminite man drinking the dome-top venti caramel frappacino.

  • That is the exact same camera angle used by stalkers and bounty hunters. Well done!

  • I was thinking the same thing… I was thinking about taking a series of pictures like that and calling them, “Stalker”.

  • You should do it. Take pictures of people you don’t even know. Write long, drawn out letters to these people saying how much you love them and can’t live without them. End with “if I can’t have you then no one will.” The FBI will get a laugh out of it.

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