Well, I was stuck in Caribbean customs for about 25 minutes. They had one islander woman processing a big group of WASPs. I blended into the WASPs because I think I was wearing something from JCrew. She was extremely slow and actually checked out the zip code I entered on my immigration form. I told her to trust me because I am an American.

(picture lost to the annals of time)

I notice that everything in that picture except for me is blurry. I don’t understand how that happened… This new camera I got vexes me in a few ways.