Apple may be dead to me but Aurora still has my heart!

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICIAL JURISDICTION OF TREY RATCLIFF IN REGARDS TO THE SEEMINGLY UNRESOLVED MATTER OF AURORA HDR, SUCH OFFICIAL JURISDICTION NEITHER BEING OFFICIAL NOR A JURISDICTION.

IN REGARDS to ARTICLE (also known in common world wide web language as a BLOG POST) that MAY contain the words: “Apple is Dead To Me”

DATELINE: SAN FRANCISCO. I, Trey Ratcliff, hereby being of sound mind and body, understanding that these two aspects of the aforementioned are held in dispute by many authorities and experts, he, himself, speaking in the third person, furthermore hereby declares his unfettered support of Aurora HDR for the Computer In Question (Hereby toafter referred to APPLE MACINTOSH or derivatives thereof, including the latest manifestation of the APPLE MACINTOSH line of computers, albeit slower and sillier and donglier) and forthrightly denies moving back to Previous HDR Program in Question (hereforafterknown as PHOTOMATIX, which is a program that Windows users must tirelessly suffer, until said AURORA HDR is completed for MICROSOFT WINDOWS PROGRAM).

Furthermore, Trey Ratcliff (TR) does not claim any knowledge of an exact date for which AURORA HDR will be made for MICROSOFT WINDOWS computers. But he welcomes that day. TR has weekly conference calls with MACPHUN SOFTWARE (MS, not to be confused with MICROSOFT which often uses the acronym MS, but that is not recognized by this textual body), with which he partners on AURORA HDR. Even though the aforementioned may have written an article-post (Known in AOL Browser-device as a BLOG POST) entitled “Apple is Dead To Me,” it does not indicate that TR does not use MS for HDR on APPLE MACINTOSH or its various un-MAGsafed derivatives. The following paragraph will no doubt clarify.

Many INTERNET denizens, including such entities as 4CHAN and REDDIT and COMPUSERVE ALT-DATING GROUPS have made reference to the controversial BLOG-article entitled “Apple is Dead to Me.” The “Me” in this case is indeed TR (In the future to be referred to a “Trey Ratcliff”). Many Denizens may have indeed read the headline, but failed to read the actual article written by “Trey Ratcliff”, in which he details a rather convoluted DROPBOX (like “Microsoft Briefcase” that actually works for those familiar with PRODIGY) system that includes using MICROSOFT WINDOWS MS OS to do all of his photography work, however carving out DROPBOX (“MSDOS Briefcase”) as a means for transporting (over world-wide-web) certain files to his MACINTOSH system, upon delivery when he utilized AURORA HDR to process said photos, and then putting them back in the MS Briefcase (DROPBOX) to be transported across the internet (INTERNET) back to his MSDOS Windows COMPUTER, where he may or may not put them into ADOBE LIGHTROOM (to be known SLOW ADOBE PROGRAM or SAP). He then uses this SAP to receive into its digital innards the final photo which was beautifully adorned using AURORA HDR (High Dynamic Range), a program that was created by MACPHUN MS in partnership with “TR”.

Let it also be known that there are absolutely no discussions to port AURORA HDR to LINUX (LX), which has caused a great tumult amongst 0.1% of the INTERNET, which causes TR and MS and MSDOS no short amount of Linux-bitterness. TR apologizes for any inconvenience caused by operating systems he doesn’t understand.

Let it be known that TR recently visited the HQ of Apple in Cupertino. Upon entry, he had a sudden thought that he should have published the internet-log-article entitled “Apple is Dead to Me” after his visit to said Apple HQ. Many executives withheld a quiet rage and asked TR if he would consider waiting for WWDC (What Would Diablo Create) to see if perhaps something might change his mind. TR contended he maintained a small flicker of hope, as it is the only thing that springs eternal. “Trey Ratcliff” has not completely given up this hope that perhaps Apple will come back. After all, Microsoft did. He also gave an executive of APPLE (A) a Jar of Honey from his bee hives in New Zealand (NZ), where he farms as an amateur beekeeper, as a peace offering. TR harvested it by hand a week prior after a rigorous AURORA HDR session on his A Computer. In return TR received a VISITOR’S STICKER upon his hoodie. A facsimile (FAX) of said sticker is attached in ADDENDUM Q (Addendums A-P hereby being occupied by all the places TR has misplaced his DONGLES).

In case any of the above is unclear, let it forhitherwither be known that “TR” (TR) uses Aurora HDR on MAC (intosh) computers via a modern-day MICROSOFT BRIEFCASE also known to Internet Citizens as DropBox. For Further Explanation, please see magazine-online-article known in TCP (IP) language at http://www.stuckincustoms.com/2017/02/10/switching-from-mac-to-windows/

/EOL


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  • Rick Schwartz

    In reference to preceding TCP (IP) communication, commentor considers statements to be of a hysterical tenor and content, therefor providing grounds for said commentor to LOL
    /EOL

  • Danny

    “there are absolutely no discussions to port AURORA HDR to LINUX (LX),… which causes TR and MS and MSDOS no short amount of Linux-bitterness”

    I hope this won’t cause a lot of MS-bitterness. Because some of the competition is not ignoring LX, e.g. EasyHDR.
    Also HDR Efex Pro is running fine on LX via windows api to unix traslation layer known as wine (www.winehq.com).
    Still hope this will be case also for Aurora.
    Because LX may be the place where people frustrated with SAP (SLOW ADOBE PROGRAM) and microsoft end up.
    πŸ™‚

  • Tom_Kostes

    Ya’ know, one thing about switching to a PC (may the gods save your soul), youβ€˜re going to have a lot more posts
    you need to delete because of less than polite comments!

  • susan ratcliff

    funny Trey! πŸ™‚

  • Stu – SIC

    Ha! πŸ˜€

  • Stu – SIC

    Be sure to let us know how you get on with your alcohol based Aurora on Linux when the time comes… πŸ˜‰

  • Stu – SIC

    The office of TR, which is in fact a couch and not an office, appreciates your response.

  • hehe fun πŸ™‚

  • hehe for sure πŸ™‚

  • I like where this is going πŸ™‚

  • I just entered a VR comment simulator and entered LOL in 3D.

  • Drew Robertson

    Well, about 7 months ago i made the switch to Windows….but for totally differant reasons, my wife was always & forever using my login, & messing things up!!! :(. Im not happy with windows, things just dont work as well, although infinentlhy more customizable. I got a Vaio Z canvas with a 1TB SSD & 16 gigs of ram & ethernet & the works… I was wondering if the offices of SIC, meaning Stu the couch potatoe could tell me if I bought the 2017 Aurora mac version, would I be able to download the 2018 version of Aurora for Windows when it comes out? Kinda like I can use my adobe Lightroom license with either Win or Mac sans yellow dog, red hat, penguin (i.e. Linux)!

  • Drew Robertson

    I wish it didnt use my name, hope my wife doesnt read the comments!

  • Hey yes – Trey here DREW ROBERTSON. And yes that should not be a problem πŸ™‚

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