Summoned by the State
I’ve been summoned to sit on a jury. I’ve just had to fill out this online form with all kinds of crazy information. I answered everything straight up, and my Libertarian nature made me take some of the questions a little less seriously — I don’t know why the government needs to know some of these things. Here were some of my answers:
What is the occupation of your kids? Crying and Pooping
What is your religion? Pastafarian
What are your hobbies? Why on earth do you want to know this? Just google me.
On that last one, they will find this blog, find out how opinionated I am and judgmental and maybe they will say I don’t have to serve on the jury. I should have put my hobbies are: “making fun of trail lawyers and forming vigilante groups to hunt down child molesters”.
Three Unrelated Pictures
Here are three photos that have been bumbling around the queue for a bit. They have nothing to do with one another, except that they a) they all happen to involve Austin and b) they do not involve immigrants.
As with most of the photos, these all look better if you zoom in and click “All Sizes” to see the larger version (as long as you are not running Prodigy in a 640×480 window).